staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

I love to head bang

I love to head bang

Let’s dances

talesofnorth:

I can’t chat people up.
talesofnorth:

I can’t chat people up.
“Nights like this I can never sleep”

seductriice:

     ”i just want a cute girlfriend who will let me kiss her in public and grab her butt and use her boobs as pillows, am i asking for too much or…?”